Life In the Fast Lane?

As soon as Papoose got in the car, she asked me to play,"Life In The Fast Lane". Of course.

I had a nice lunch with Rainbow Brite today: I told her I want a more rock-n-roll life. More excitement. That the Chanel national make up artist told me to wear more undereye eyeliner. That I'm writing a romance novel. That I want a vintage Porsche 911 (and I'm going to pay 5K for it). That life was too short to *not* ride in my "good" jeans.
I think she thought I was crazy.
I think I'm having a mid life crisis.

 And Don Henley is too old to date.