Wednesday, August 31, 2011

The Last Time I Blogged

was in July.  I have lots to blog about, but sometimes I fear I'll be too negative. As a result, dear readers, you probably just get to hear my less than positive thoughts in person, on the phone, via text, or in Hubs case, while sleeping.
A few weird things that have happened that I am restraining myself from writing negatively about:

A riding lesson with someone who once rode Hadley and couldn't stop complaining...of course she couldn't ride her horse either, so I don't blame Hads for bucking her.

A mom who wanted to check out my house for weirdos before letting her daughter come over for a playdate. Note to self: hide the skeletons in the closet.

The idiots at Staples. I was checking out and as I stepped sideways to swipe my credit card, a woman and her whole family swoop in to start piling there crap on the counter. I turned around and coldly said,"I'm not done yet." She was like, "Oh, I'm just putting my stuff here. " Lady, it's not the grocery store. You are supposed to stand behind the line until the checker calls you. I wish I had the nerve to say it. The useless checker wouldn't even make eye contact with me. Of course, had he, he may have turned into ashes for remaining silent.

Because I want to lose weight, all I want to eat is chocolate or ice cream.



The list may go on, as July through August being several weeks, but you get the idea.