Monday, May 3, 2010

Top 7 Reasons You Know That You've Watched Too Much Criminal Minds:

1.You start turning the alarm on when at home. In the day time.
2. You try to park near the emergency button in the parking garage.
3. You avoid parking next to any battered white vans, especially if they don't have windows.
4. You start wondering if certain people you know- like the male substitute teacher, certain bald dads, weird guys at the supermarket are unsubs. And you are extra nice to them when you can't avoid them, just in case.
5.You are disappointed you are over the age limit (37) to become an FBI Special Agent.
6. You start and your day with obscure quotes from people like Goethe.
And it's time to shut the TV off when:
7. 1-800-Pro-Flowers sounds like 1-800- Profilers.

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