Do I Dare Post Something SW related again?

Somedays, it would really be nice to have powers of a Sith Lord like Darth Vader, so you could conveniently replace annoying and incompetent people by terrified inferiors, who then will do anything to appease you.
I'm talking about anything to do with mortgages, refinancing and legal documents.
If you've done it, you know what I mean.
Then I'd nicely add, "Good thing it's me you're dealing with. The Emporer is far less forgiving."
Oh, oops, I use that with Papoose all the time.
But I'm afraid Hubs is not quite this dad:

 http://deathstarpr.blogspot.com/2011/11/great-dads.html