Will Simpson Conversation Part 2

Will Simpson: Yeah, we live in crazy times. ( ending follow up to part 1 of conversation Obama/Bush talk, 9/11)
Me: Aren't all times crazy times? I mean, doesn't everyone think they live in crazy times? (wondering what the hell is wrong with me? So moronic. Maybe I'm always moronic)
WS: ( after a few moments, probably thinking that lady is crazy) Yeah, like back in the days when there were dinosaurs. You had to leave the cave, looking out to make sure a big dinosaur wasn't about to eat you...
Me: yup, when you had to hunt something to eat before you were eaten, just to get a bite for dinner.
WS: and then build a fire, yeah, those were crazy times! (I gotta find some way to make money and avoid these people who have hit their head one too many times falling off horses...)


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Location:The Barn

Lunch With Will Simpson Part 1

Trainer: I love these Honest Teas.
Me: So does Obama.
Trainer: Then I'd better stop drinking them. That guy's a political whore.
Me: Aren't they all?
Trainer: You think so?
Trainer's Wife: Of course. They have so many people influencing  them,, advisors, lobbyists, chief of staff that even if they wanted to make a good decision, they couldn't.
Will Simpson: That's how they get to office.
Trainer: Not Ronald Reagan. He believed in what he said. Didn't he make you proud to be an American?
Me, trying to think hard about RR beyond JellyBellys and Frankie Goes To Hollywood songs.
Will Simpson: He was an actor.

And for those of you who don't know who Will Simpson is, he's an Olympic Gold Medalist, and a super badasss rider.
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And kinda cute.
Of course not as cute as Hubs.

The One Secret To Weight Loss....

I'm always intrigued by those ads with the "the one secret" to wealth or weight loss or whatever. I guess I'm supposed to be. When you click on the the link, though, there is always a link for some ebook, etc, that you need to buy. I mean how much writing does it need? It's *one* secret, folks. I haven't gone so far as buying one of these ebooks (googling an ex, yes, but that's another post). So here's my one secret to weight loss:

DO NOT BUY OR WEAR ELASTIC WAIST PANTS!

If you don't buy 'em, you won't wear 'em. If you wear 'em, then you will just have a waist that expands and expands...I was shocked to discover how many elastic waist pants I have.They are so comfy. I have no muffin top with them.
 They are going to have to go.
After I lose five pounds, that is.

It Doesn't Get Better Than...

A house right on the beach? Temperatures in the 90s in the shade? Wild ospreys nesting? Outlet mall 2.4 miles away? The lulling sound of the tide drifting off to sleep? Hunting for the best shells at low tide? Amazon Kindle?

Nope. None of the above. It is:

Drive through Dunkin Donuts. The #1 is 2 donuts(chocolate frosted) and a medium coffee(light and sweet).

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The Most Glamorous Store In America

We have been in four states this week. Of course on the East Coast, it's alot easier: CT, RI, MA, NY. Today, we went to NYC, as Hubs wanted to meet up with his friends. I met up with one of mine, and we visited some of our favorite stores. Hubs likes the exclusively ties store, Seigo, of Tokyo, Paris and NYC. Mr Seigo always manages to send him an exclusive sale postcard before we visit the East. Papoose got to American Girl and I got to go to Bergdorf. The most glamorous department store in the US. Today I got a pair of sunglasses at Bergdorf. Big,dark and glamorous, I told the sales guy. Like myself, preferably
minus the big. I wanted Chanel. He looked at me try on my choices and then guided me to ones that "balanced" my jawline. My jawline needed balancing? Apparently, because he guided me to a less expensive, larger, darker and way more glamorous pair. Hubs noted that Bergdorf was filled with famous looking people. Including me, of course.

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Location:New Haven Express

Travel sucks

Here on Tarmac at LAX, trying to connect to a flight in 10 minutes to CT. This one hour flight has already taken 3 hours. Who is to blame? Joe Biden going to Jay Leno, closing LAX airspace. Good use of our tax dollars, eh? Damn Joe Biden. First he insults my people on the campaign trail, now this. Is he related to Dan Quayle? What's Dan up to these days. Might as well google it since I'm stuck here.

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Location:Tarmac LAX

This is a test

Just seeing if this works.

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