More on the Toujours Chic...

So yesterday I mentioned the French have smaller wardrobes than Americans and how that makes them chicer. I agree with that- like our diets, our closets, in general have a lot of filler junk. But here, I am going to fall squarely on the side of America, because:
              we smell better.
Being stinky is a major American faux pas, right there with ring around the collar- both which can only be avoided by frequent washing not just of the clothes but of ourselves. And who wants to wear stinky clothes with a clean body? Hence more clothes.
Nuff Said.